15 4 / 2014

14 4 / 2014

chrystallene:

theunbeliever:

I set up a cheap rig for watching Netflix and such in the shower.

This is our future.

chrystallene:

theunbeliever:

I set up a cheap rig for watching Netflix and such in the shower.

This is our future.

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08 4 / 2014

08 4 / 2014

06 4 / 2014

01 4 / 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

The Internet today.

tastefullyoffensive:

The Internet today.

29 3 / 2014

28 3 / 2014

hoganmclaughlin:

Narcissa Malfoy from the Harry Potter series.

hoganmclaughlin:

Narcissa Malfoy from the Harry Potter series.

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28 3 / 2014

giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.

This would probably work on me.

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28 3 / 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

How to take the last donut. [x]

Hahahaha so cruel but yes.

tastefullyoffensive:

How to take the last donut. [x]

Hahahaha so cruel but yes.